You are standing in a small shop which normally has goods for sale. There are areas in the shop intended for the display of treasure. There is an exit to the south, above which hangs a sign reading "leave treasure here. Please note that only two objects may be removed from this shop, so choose carefully!"
There is an Aqualung here
There is a bunch of keys here
There is a cup of tea here
There is a steel rod here
Me: Take Rod
Ok
Me: Take Aqualung
Ok
Me: South
It's pitch dark
Me: South
You were eaten by a giant spider in the dark
you are dead, oh dear
want to try another game?
Me: Yes
You are standing in a small shop which normally has goods for sale. There are areas in the shop intended for the display of treasure. There is an exit to the south, above which hangs a sign reading "leave treasure here. Please note that only two objects may be removed from this shop, so choose carefully!"
There is an Aqualung here
There is a bunch of keys here
There is a cup of tea here
There is a steel rod here
Me: Take Rod
Ok
Me: Take Aqualung
Ok
Me: Take Keys
Ok
Me: South
An intimidating voice is heard shouting "I warned you!"
You are turned into a lettuce
You are dead, oh dear
want to try another game?
Me: Yes
IT WENT ON LIKE THIS FOR 45 MINUTES