May 2013
90 posts
“PHOTOGRAPH ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR KELVIN KLEIN BOYS”
– Said me to Nate. I REALLY need sleep now.
Ben Anderson: great
Ben Anderson: now I just want to draw porn
Ben Anderson: but its ten to three in the morning
Ben Anderson: bleh
Xib: then why don't u
Xib: draw porn
Xib: :I
Ben Anderson: its ten to three in the morning and my brain is all WHAT ARE LINES
Ben Anderson: WHATS A PEN
Ben Anderson: WHAT IS THAT BLACK SLAB
Ben Anderson: DO I DRAW ON IT OR USE IT TO FILET STAKES?
Xib: LL
Xib: OL*
Xib: ... LAUGHS*
Xib: well maybe you should go the hell to bed >:V
Ben Anderson: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
Xib: I'M REAL ENOUGH
Ben Anderson: YOU PHYSICALLY EXIST IN THIS CURRENT DIMENSIONAL PLANE, BUT YOU DO NOT CONTAIN THE RELATIVE BIOLOGICAL CONNECTION TO ME IN ORDER TO HAVE ANY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE ATHORITY OVER ME, THEREFORE I DO NOT NEED TO TAKE HEED OF YOUR REQUESTS AND ORDERS
Xib: YEAH WELL
Xib: ... YOU'RE A TOWEL
Ben Anderson: THE ONE THAT HANGS OVER ERECT DICKS AND TAUGHT BREASTS IN GLAMOUR SHOTS
Ben Anderson: I MEAN WHAT
Xib: BEN PLS
Xib: JFC GO TO BED YOU SLEEPY SEX MONSTER
IT ONLY COSTS ABOUT $500 TO FLY FROM AMERICA TO...
I’VE FORCED TOLD NATE TO START SAVING THE CASH.
@PICKLES, NICK, KITTEN, KOODLES, EVERYONE, SAVE MONEY. CRASH AT MY PLACE. I’VE GOT COOKIES AND PREMIUM VODKA.
My cheese filled, bacon wrapped chicken breasts are in the oven and smelling mighty lovely!
bluelemonlight:
jamdreamer:
bluelemonlight:
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So I just watched fhe latest episode of TMNT - The...
It made me feel.physically ill, it was quite.disgusting. Is it just me that felt that? I can’t be the only one.It was quite disturbing.
Ass Combat
chrome-local:
Butt Combat
Ass combat 2
Ass combat 3: Electro-rear
Ass Combat 04: Shattered Seats
Ass Combat 5: The Unsung derriere
Ass combat Zero: The Twerkin’ War
Ass Combat 6: Fires of Flatulation
Ass Combat: Ass-ault Horizon
Renamed Arse Combat for the European Market.
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Car reviews said the 1.5 Diesel Engine in the Juke...
What I have learned today: Car reviewers talk bullshit.
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WatchHow I draw smooth lines with a graphics tablet.
Its a common question I get asked.
(also, Sly Cooper)
I'm thinking of watching Madoka Magica...
…Is it any good?
I’ve heard good thing about it but I’m always unsure with Anime (the vast majority of it is just pure tripe, IMHO).
Should I watch it and take the praise with a pinch of salt? Is the praise wholly justified? Avoid it completely?
Temmy: *laaaays on, rubbing along your sides, kissing on your neck, he whispers into your ear*
Temmy: "let me tell you about homestuck"
Dama624: get out
IT'S OFFICIAL. I LOOKED RETARDED WHEN I WAS 17.
IT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE SAME PERSON omg…
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battybaby:
How to play horror games properly starring me:
“There is no answer. Only absurdity. And French Toast.”
– Mordecai Heller; Lackadaisy Cats
I look at the things my friends post and all I can...
I LOG ONTO TUMBLR AND ALL I SEE IS WEB CAM PICS
@KOODLES, @NATE, @KITTEN
THE FUCK KINDA DRUGS YOU ALL ON?
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How to Deal with Humans:
cosmicremix:
Step 1) Find face.
Step 2) Apply fist.
Step 3) Profit.
Correct Dinner party conversation
Lia: Rev trying to eat a hotdog and it flies backwards
Ben: Its lands in some sluts mouth
Rev: "That felt like my dad!"
@Pickles
Fuck you >:I
